Good thing Greta Thunberg solved climate change—because the diesel yacht, the helicopters, navy ships, army patrols, and Israeli Air Force response she triggered (not to mention her flight home) just to achieve nothing would’ve been one hell of a carbon footprint otherwise.

A bit like prince harry (doesn’t deserve capitals) who flew to China (of all places) to lecture on ethical travel or Emma Thompson who flew in on a private jet to support a ‘just stop oil’ rally … or all of wealthy people and politicians who fly on private jets to attend climate change summits … the entitlement is jawdropping.