{"id":15843,"date":"2024-02-28T13:37:26","date_gmt":"2024-02-28T03:37:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/?p=15843"},"modified":"2024-02-28T13:37:26","modified_gmt":"2024-02-28T03:37:26","slug":"wise-guy-wednesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/?p=15843","title":{"rendered":"Wise Guy Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Wednesday morning looks like a good one, for once it\u2019s not raining which makes a change. So much so that Terry Tuttle-Thomas-Smythe has taken his open topped passion wagon out for a spin so he can do a bit of \u2018hello ladies\u2019, something he\u2019s very good at the dirty rotter, cad and bounder.\u00a0<\/p>\n

On the left (which is rather like right, but the opposite side) Barry Bullhead from The Ministry of Misery and his feeble minion Timid Timmy who likes to dress up as a railwayman will be riding the cushions in a recently refurbished red and cream carriage to Burnham on Sea. Why Burnham on Sea, aka God\u2019s Waiting Room? I have no idea, but at least it\u2019s a nice day, and it is rather like Bognor but facing north rather than south.\u00a0<\/p>\n

And finally, just as the train rumbles in, Terry shouts to Barry, \u201clet\u2019s race to Burnham, the winner getting first dibs at charming the recently widowed wealthy elderly day-trippers at the bingo hall\u201d. Barry of course is always open to business opportunities however ill gotten they are, the nasty little toad – and so the race begins, such wise guys\u2026.<\/p>\n

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