{"id":15843,"date":"2024-02-28T13:37:26","date_gmt":"2024-02-28T03:37:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/?p=15843"},"modified":"2024-02-28T13:37:26","modified_gmt":"2024-02-28T03:37:26","slug":"wise-guy-wednesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/?p=15843","title":{"rendered":"Wise Guy Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/img\/b\/R29vZ2xl\/AVvXsEgp_7q3h6UtXmKlUTW7vAxOhhv_cRQhXsGH7PsEP8VLRml4x8O9YgGFKyOTu5l711Dvq7aM5X5aC4crUUku8RoAfqOJuLYvLRGipt61ifakGW397dQCjgWiU6L09BFqpntoLrVnhxvNED7C96fxgNimFR_D1xAUuPS_IC-UNZm8yLwL-o-SWJ7iDuhZSFy6\/s2048\/6B509805-AB68-4AD7-A220-FE8BBDD8A72F.jpeg\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Wednesday morning looks like a good one, for once it\u2019s not raining which makes a change. So much so that Terry Tuttle-Thomas-Smythe has taken his open topped passion wagon out for a spin so he can do a bit of \u2018hello ladies\u2019, something he\u2019s very good at the dirty rotter, cad and bounder.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>On the left (which is rather like right, but the opposite side) Barry Bullhead from The Ministry of Misery and his feeble minion Timid Timmy who likes to dress up as a railwayman will be riding the cushions in a recently refurbished red and cream carriage to Burnham on Sea. Why Burnham on Sea, aka God\u2019s Waiting Room? I have no idea, but at least it\u2019s a nice day, and it is rather like Bognor but facing north rather than south.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>And finally, just as the train rumbles in, Terry shouts to Barry, \u201clet\u2019s race to Burnham, the winner getting first dibs at charming the recently widowed wealthy elderly day-trippers at the bingo hall\u201d. Barry of course is always open to business opportunities however ill gotten they are, the nasty little toad &#8211; and so the race begins, such wise guys\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>~~~\ud83d\udc38~~~<\/p>\n<p>Thank you to those who support me from time to time <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buymeacoffee.com\/Nevardmedi3\">www.buymeacoffee.com\/Nevardmedi3<\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wednesday morning looks like a good one, for once it\u2019s not raining which makes a change. So much so that Terry Tuttle-Thomas-Smythe has taken his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":15844,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[295],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-model-railways"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15843\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15844"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}