{"id":137181,"date":"2024-10-06T12:35:48","date_gmt":"2024-10-06T02:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/?p=137181"},"modified":"2024-10-06T12:52:29","modified_gmt":"2024-10-06T02:52:29","slug":"who-is-responsible-for-the-human-excrement-in-bondi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/?p=137181","title":{"rendered":"Who is responsible for the human excrement in Bondi?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>There is trouble in Bondi and things are shit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>People have been accused of taking a dump in Bondi and the situation is now out of control.  How many poo joggers can a suburb take?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He just couldn&#8217;t budget.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Is it wrong to leave a suburb without enough public toilets or is the problem something else?  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"840\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 480 \/ 840;\" width=\"480\" controls src=\"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/aHbASrjUdeWUO4gm.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>How is this problem to be solved and how do you train your dog to sniff out human turds?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Did you hear about the movie Constipation? It never came out.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Whatever the reason, it is not good enough that people take a dump in the streets of Bondi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Yeah Bondi always had a real issue. I lived there for 8 years. Had my car vandalised, junkies would break into my garage every few months. I miss the community, the lovely OG Hungarian immigrants, the food. I can imagine with the extra 1 million fake asylum seekers it with be over run. (Bondi Local)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>Could some of this come from Kyle Sandilands and his verbal diarohea on this radio programme?  Just a thought.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/?p=137142\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" title=\"\">Maybe Kyle could blame Melbourne<\/a> for that also?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Enough said.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is trouble in Bondi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":137188,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[273,471],"tags":[13756,5026,13757,2139],"class_list":["post-137181","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-australia","category-news","tag-bondi","tag-nsw","tag-poo-jogger","tag-sydney"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137181","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=137181"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137181\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":137187,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137181\/revisions\/137187"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/137188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=137181"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=137181"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.vibewire.com.au\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=137181"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}